Xx-PhoeniX-xX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Juno Beach Project]

What a fucking crap heap

I can't believe that the world has someone retarded enough to make this piece of shit.this is so insanely innaccurate I might as well just stop reviewing,but nah.Since when the fuck did the Canadians invade the beach with NO GUNS.The Germans are using SPRs with telescopic sights???AND WHY THE FUCK DID THE CANADIAN LEAP INTO THE AIR AND JAM THE FLAG INTO A HEAP OF GERMAN CORPSES???WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Rat-Mazta responds:

who said i wanted to be accurate buddy? i know i sure didnt, now excuse while i fuck your mother

[SnowDay]

Not bad

Not bad at all,almost as good as the one Jaso made.All in all,good for one days work.

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

Awesome

Very very good work,it was hilarious,please tell me your gonna make more,because that was GREAT.

[HL2 Barney gets another 1]

Very nice

Good job on that,the graphic and sound quality were fantastic,and the idea was pretty good.Keep up thw great work.

[FF7: About Random Battles]

Awesome but...

The movie was great and the graphics sound story were superb....but in "Ultimate FF7 Parody" why did Cloud travel around in space with a coffee machine???

[What if Hitler Lived?]

Hm...

That was pretty slick,lol I would've said "Subway Eat Flesh!"

[Passion Of The Christians]

Hm...

I thought it was a little strange how the guy who left his kids in the car had tits...oh well nice job on the movie it was pretty funny.

EricSullivan responds:

Heh. He wasn't a guy. :P

[Banana Phone]

Awesome Job!

This is a fantastic movie.I thought it was hilarious,good work!I hope to see something along the lines of this in the near future from you,good job man !

[A MJ X-MAS]

WOO HOO!

Thanks god for that guy who killed MJ(not Micheal Jordan :P).I think that made the movie the masterpiece it is.

[Xombie: Chapter 2]

Great Flash!

That was an excellent flash-film,it had great animation,which was smooth and(at parts :P) colourful,and yes,the zombie was badassed,but so was Cerburus :P.in all great work,and I can't wait to see the next one!